St. Clare Konza

"When the crowd is sitting, stand when it stands, stand out and when it stands out, the outstanding." "There are two great days in a man's life the day he is born and the day he discovers why he was born." Pauline Kyalo 1E

I am a girl child as good as everyone. Who said just because I am a girl, I can't make it with education? I can conquer the world; I can be who I desire! Cheers to girl's empowerment. Pleasure Credited to: JSS

The environment is safe What a beauty we have? Air so fresh,environment so clean Takes your breath away. Oh, wait a minute! That's our School "The only Alliance in Makueni." Together they have come From different parts of the country, To teach and educate the students Disciplined students they have, Instructions they follow. Oh! Wait a minute! That's our school. "The only alliance in Makueni." From the food to dormitories. Oh, what a wonder, The department so friendly, lovely face they give, Truly we are blessed. Written By: Samantha Bahati Credits to: Gladys Mumo Junior secondary Grade 7

Listen and listen keenly To this voice, before I vanish Juu kuna vitu nyi mapoet hamsemi So sijui nianzie wapi kunena Kuh usu this ... mnyosema ati balaa But wait ... elimu ni mwanga .... Aah Elimu ni peso Na mbona nasikia mwataka kugive up and yet you are not done Amo ni math ya mr Dan waagopa ..... wewe mbona usire'joice vile madam joy' ice hutupa joy. Stori za creation usine kama a star,, Oh I mean kama madam Esta, Aggie n culture by Mr Hei.ssi. .. juu Masomo nikama honey ... uliza madam arryanne Every Davy oh .. I mean everyday si sista hutumentor kwani mbona huget that Education is the key ya kufugua kilo mlango Elimu ni mwanga-Ah Elimu ni peso Juu mola akisema ndio si wajua hakuna mtu atakayepinga So take it slow, let it flow through your veins In every class, every game, where hope remains for grace is the vibe in every high school scene. A gospel that's real a life so serene So ... .Thanks .... To you teachers Thanks to ... St Clare Elimu ni mwanga .. na ni peso. To all students ... misgive up Writen by lmmaculat Juma 1 E

Joke 6 A son was in the house and heard a knock at the door Son: Who is that? Police: It is the police Son: What do you want? Police: I want to talk to you Son: How many are you? Police: We are two Son: Then talk to each other. Students were in class and the teacher asked Teacher: What is murder? Students: It is ..... . Teacher: It is what? Students: Teacher it is difficult to explain lets do it practically so that we can understand. According to you was the students right or wrong. By Faith Mutuku

1. Enda nasika uko na kichwa kubwa hadi ukipita kando ya staffroom mwalimu anakuuliza locker wapi. 2. N asikia wewe ni mlafi hadi ulisema uzikwe kando ya hoteli. 3. W ewe ni mlafi hadi ukimaliza kuvuta sigara unalamba mikono 4. Gari yako ni noma hadi ikiona dem inaswag number plate 5. W ewe ni mshamba hadi unaenda kununua bar soap kwa bar 6. N asikia wewe ni mlafi hadi unakula shimo ya doughnut 7. N asikia wewe nimshamba hadi siku ya kwanza kuiona chapo ulisema ni handkerchiefs za kijeshi 8. Nasikia wewe ni mrefu hadi Mungu akikasirika anakusongea matatu 9. N asikia wewe ni mshamba hadi mara yako ya kwanza kuona rainbaow ulisema ni colgate ya Mungu By Ann Mutheu.

1. Enda nasika uko na kichwa kubwa hadi ukipita kando ya staffroom mwalimu anakuuliza locker wapi. 2. N asikia wewe ni mlafi hadi ulisema uzikwe kando ya hoteli. 3. W ewe ni mlafi hadi ukimaliza kuvuta sigara unalamba mikono 4. Gari yako ni noma hadi ikiona dem inaswag number plate 5. W ewe ni mshamba hadi unaenda kununua bar soap kwa bar 6. N asikia wewe ni mlafi hadi unakula shimo ya doughnut 7. N asikia wewe nimshamba hadi siku ya kwanza kuiona chapo ulisema ni handkerchiefs za kijeshi 8. Nasikia wewe ni mrefu hadi Mungu akikasirika anakusongea matatu 9. N asikia wewe ni mshamba hadi mara yako ya kwanza kuona rainbaow ulisema ni colgate ya Mungu By Ann Mutheu.

When I am Sad And my day is bad Life is unfair And I find no core I remember my school And keep my cool Soon my teacher smiles I open my files We work together Despite the weather And the love feels good As good as food by: Margaret and Rita JS S

Greatness is like a two-faced coin and its reverse is humility There is no best friend in here, better than God and followed by studies Happy are those who seat near the door class for they will receive top layer Happy are those who seat near the window for they will see the latest car passing By Yvonne Mwende

Tangazo! Tangazo! Ni hapo mjini kwa Bwana Githeri na Bi Githeri.Bi Githeri naye alikuwa mjamzito hapo Bwana Githeri naye alikuwa mchapa kazi.Bi Githeri alikataa kumpikia bwanake chakula.Mara tu Bwana Githeri alipofika kutoka kazini alijibizana na mkwe.Mtoto tomboni alivyo sikia vyaelea vimeumbwa alitoka ghafla tumboni mwa mama na kuepuka hatari hiyo.Tangazo! Tangazo! Tafadhari mkimuona mtoto huyo piga ripoti katika kituo cha polisi.Hapo utalipwa tosti mbili za makamasi na lita mbili za maziwa ya kuku. BY Eunice